derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

The Pogo Stick

When a man and a woman are having sex sitting down. The man then proceeds to stand up while still inside his partner. He then proceeds to jump up and down vigorously. This tends to work better if the man’s partner is a smaller woman.

I tried the pogo stick on that chick last night, my legs will be sore for weeks!

I tried to pogo stick that fat girl and almost broke my dick clean off!

by DaddysBelt January 12, 2022

ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.

Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.

by JLove July 9, 2004

thunder sticks

large, stinky, and long turds

"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"

by noah p m. October 17, 2008

Night Stick

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

Rip Stick

A neat-looking skateboard type thing that is wobblier and more dangerous, but that looks really cool and is sure to impress your 12 year old buddies until you fall and break your arm.

Mooooooooom!!!!!! *sob* Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! *sob sob* We need to go to the emergency room!!!! *wail* I fell off my Rip Stick and think I broke my arm!!!!!*sob* *wail*

by mommamia March 24, 2012

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015