Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 07, 2018
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Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 07, 2022
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wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.
Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick
by FattyBizkits May 12, 2023
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whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 23, 2019
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blood shark

A man who seeks out woman on their period so if intercorse occurs he will not get her pregnant
That dude is a total blood shark
by Tcb 23 February 22, 2017
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Special Shark

Special Shark, made by book writer Samuel Dela Cruz Torres, Special Shark is a woman who is a shark that can fight bad guys in and out of water.
by colistercaperrape June 03, 2017
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Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022
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