happy forest

The end of a happy trail, usually resulting in the chest hair or pubic hair. Depends on which way your are going north or south. Also see happy trail.

I shot my load all over her happy forest.

by BRIAN B.S.M. January 6, 2008

happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.

Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.

by tysone October 31, 2008

happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.

J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.

by Kenwaan June 3, 2007

happy #ff

An absurd hash tag greeting on twitter meaning "Happy follow friday", used by twitter junkies to tweet to long lists of followers on Fridays, usually clogging up everyone else's twitter feeds with tweets of no substance.

Horny4u: Happy #FF
SherlockHolmes411: Dude, that's the 50th tweet I've gotten from you today.

by CJ Ragsdale September 13, 2013

Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011

transcendental happiness

-the ability to alter your feelings or vibrations as well as someone elses from the mere fact of a transcendental viewpoint.
-happiness not depended on opposing forces or forms.

Hehad gained transcendental happiness.

by Brewster9 October 28, 2017