When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
Get the Bearded clammug. A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018
Get the Pussy Beardmug. by kelskilla August 28, 2012
Get the Pink Beardmug. Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015
Get the beard snackmug. 
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
Get the release beardmug.