slap the turtle 

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

slap the turtle by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

slimy turtle 

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

slimy turtle by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008

drippy turtle 

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.

Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.

drippy turtle by Nedthan June 19, 2010

Slow Turtle 

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

Slow Turtle by xn1nt3nd0 March 3, 2011

help a turtle cross the road 

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

help a turtle cross the road by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

awkward turtle 

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

awkward turtle by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009

Dick Turtle 

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

Dick Turtle by fgkiller February 16, 2010