by diagonalwilly December 31, 2014
A sandwich that includes, one bagel (onion bagels works well) turkey or ham, tomato, mild cheddar, oregano, and pepper. Then toast in oven together. Add mayo and lettuce after toasting then enjoy on a paper plate.
Josh: Hey man, you feel like eating a turkey, ham SamBae?
Zac: No
Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
Zac: No
Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
by Hade5079 November 08, 2010
war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 01, 2006
Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020
When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
by Eaton Holgoode August 01, 2019
1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
by fga February 08, 2005