Straight Rod 

The second straightest man alive

“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”

Straight Rod by rodthegod362310 November 6, 2019

Straight lace 

When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.

YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!

Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.

Straight lace by Beansinacan January 8, 2021

Straight chillers 

When you do something and you don’t care what’s going on around you

Parker and paige were playing basketball in the rain because they’re straight chillers

Straight chillers by Plw9696 January 29, 2021

Straight Pride parade 

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

Straight Pride parade by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

Straight people 

Normal people

Person 1: look at those normal citizens

Person 2:nah they just straight people

Straight people by Oranana October 15, 2023

straight lesbian male 

A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.

Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.

straight lesbian male by The wandering watermelon May 7, 2018

straight lesbian 

When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.

Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!

straight lesbian by Sam Ssssss February 28, 2009