pick

A ride; a lift. From "picked up."

"She hasn't got a car, but if she blows on foot or gets a pick, tail her, alright?"

-Brendan, in Brick

by John Triton January 15, 2008

pick me girl (height version)

when a girl (usually short girls) says that they’re a height taller than the height they are. over and over and over and over again. until you want to tell them to shut the fuck up yourself. yeah.

“omg i’m not 5’5 you can clearly see that i’m 6 foot what are you talking about”

pick me girl (height version)

by larrythelobster2003 December 31, 2020

Strawberry Picker

the act of retrieving a bloody tampon from a girls vagina and fucking them til your cock falls off mid way through that horrific time of the month.

"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"

"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"

by qball da blumpkin king April 20, 2018

pick the nose

The female version of masturbation

It's rare for a girl to admit to picking her nose.

by Ayre June 1, 2004

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

cotton-pickin'

Short form for cotton-picking.

This cotton-pickin' sucks!

by indie English June 27, 2011

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009