I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.
by Pinky Walker. FeeFee December 8, 2009
Get the porn dogmug. Homemade porn uploaded by ex girlfriend or (usually) ex boyfriend after particularly vicious breakup as a means of humiliating the ex or just for own amusement.
Most genuine amateur porn on youtube-esque style websites where the caption reads something similar to "This is my ex, the bitch might as well die but check out her tits! Revenge porn!"
by JonasOooohyeah October 9, 2007
Get the revenge pornmug. 
Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.
"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
by Roberto August 7, 2009
Get the Destruction Pornmug. The creepy ucle you have that has a blow up doll of Pam Anderson, and said persons computer is filled with viruses....he is a porn troll
by Greeneyleroy August 30, 2009
Get the Porn Trollmug. The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.
Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.
I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.
I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.
by FiatLukes October 24, 2009
Get the tool pornmug. Videos, pictures, or anything else watched before more intensive porn, then most often followed by ejaculation. Pre-Porn material does not have to qualify as actual pornographic material.
I'm watching the show friends for Pre-Porn lol.
Anyone down for some Pre-Porn?
Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.
Anyone down for some Pre-Porn?
Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.
by Happy1 November 13, 2012
Get the Pre-Pornmug.