To My Head

To consume a measure of an intoxicating drug all by oneself.

I smoked a bowl to my head. I took the bottle to my head.

by XAQARIA March 26, 2011

My king

Highest compliment a man can say to another man who is wanting to be his submissive sex partner

Thinking about my king today. Wishing we were hooking up

by Firefighter2797 March 19, 2022

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

My Garden

An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.

This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.

I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.

A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.

by dfault June 30, 2004

my axe

my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao

Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"

Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"

by p1ssbaby March 18, 2021

My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

My love

It means love for Vaishnavi

Vaishnavi is my love

by Mochin September 29, 2020