monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.

Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.

by chris pittman April 29, 2006

Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

by G November 26, 2003

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008

Monkey Shots

slang for pussy pics

That POF girl sent me some hot monkey shots! You have to see these

by *Kyle* September 6, 2013

Pump Monkey

A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.

Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.

Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.

by Misa Violet January 24, 2012

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019