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yo mum a fun time slurpy chug
by Oxford143 November 16, 2018
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Free Fun Time

This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!

Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
by Mars Vining November 17, 2018
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Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills
Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.
by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018
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Fun Dip

When you are smashing at the beach and your dick slips out of her pussy and hits the sand. The sand sticks on your penis and you proceed to have sex.
I was smashing last night and gave her a Fun Dip.
by Add Assistant October 16, 2018
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Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.
Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!
by theShuaBruh July 30, 2017
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Fun

Fun is a good thing. Its like Thing One and Thing Two and also The Cat in the Hat. Fun describes glorious times you spend with your friends and family. It is exciting and joyful.Fun is everything happy.
A) I would like to have fun Thing One and Thing Two.
B) These toys are so fun to play with.
by Shyguy101 August 7, 2017
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Fun

Something that parents don't let you do
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