bread making

Wetting one's adult diaper by partially dropping excrements.

As suggested in a Japanese dictionary: "The underpants are, as pants for care, made of material dissolvable in water, that is thick toilet paper, for example, so the pants are wetted by excrements of a person receiving care to be partially dropped"

I've lost control of my bowels and am therefore now a pro at bread making.

by thebreadmaker November 3, 2013

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

O-mazing

Even better than amazing

That oyster I ate for lunch was o-mazing

by Evangeline of angels October 20, 2014

study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.

Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?

by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

Finger Macking

Finger Macking is when an individual uses their fingers to interact in a flirtatus mannor through keyboards, letters, and sign language.

I am not gonna go to the bar because I got this finger macking on lock

by Wherethewildkinzare November 5, 2015

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015