by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025
Get the Johnny swindonmug. by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
Get the Johnny Depp creepymug. A fuck boy type of motherfucker who
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
Get the Johnny Dallasmug. A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018
Get the Johnny Stubble Burgermug. an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
by Negro man April 24, 2005
Get the the johnny jump-upmug. 
A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down
by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021
Get the johnny pacarmug.