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Jerk

1. An insult usually exercised by kids under the age of 8. Anyone who uses it over the age of 10 is probably socially awkward

2. to move suddenly, usually happens when you see something nasty or odd.

3. To masturbate or rub your penis in a rough, but pleasurable seductive fashion. The opposite sex can take part in it too making it feel 10 times better. Usually used in the context: jerk off.
1. "You're such a jerk Watson!"

2. He jerked back when he saw a picture of a vagina that was herpes-encrusted

3. His lady friend jerked him off real hard in his apartment, he moaned with pleasure as she caught his cum in her mouth.
by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
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Clean Jerk

The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
by ZippyMoonbat April 6, 2010
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heft and jerk

the act of a large woman or man attempting to dance as if unaware of their size and danger to others on the dance floor , usually with choppy movement
"Check out the fatty , I think shes doing the heft and jerk "
by Brian Styron December 30, 2008
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jerk in the box

Just an enhanced version of calling someone a jerk. this word combines "jerk" and "jack in the box" to create "jerk in the box", how creative.
why you gotta be a jerk in the box!??
by Sunny-D42 November 12, 2006
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jerkymon

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs
Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*
by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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jarky

Wonky, screwy, out of wack, wobberjawed. Can be used as any part of speech.
I had the jarkiest day today.

You're looking particularly jarky tonight.

That guy is such a jark.
by Lindsay DeLand November 3, 2005
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Jerk Teeth

“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”
by Jamie rogers July 14, 2022
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