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Man-Jesus

A man who is superior to yourself in several ways (either perceived or otherwise), who is currently dating a woman you are interested in. When he is better looking/smarter/wealthier/more educated/more adventurous than you are, he represents an idealized version of manhood or a picture of maleness that other men are expected to reach but realistically have little chance of doing. Hence, he is an example of Man-Jesus.
Yeah, I'd ask her out...but you've never met her boyfriend. He's Man-Jesus, I don't measure up.
by NachtKreiger August 3, 2010
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Peekaboo Jesus

I love him like a brother but Leon is a real peekaboo jesus
by JackStalker June 18, 2011
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Bee jesus

The bee type of the Jesus that was seen in bee movie. He was called out in the interview with Barry Bee Benson and Bee Larry King talking about how bees made a difference. Bee Larry King followed up this statement with talking about "Stick ball or Candy Stores". Barry replays with "how old are you"
man i can not beleive the bee movie added "BEE JESUS" in the Bee Larry King interview.
by Sirjoey28 June 3, 2020
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Super Jesus

There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010
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Jesus Shit

A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.
Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.

OR

Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
by Albertkjfdahi August 25, 2010
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De Jesus

Born and raised in The Bronx, New York.
Hypeman for the band Gym Class Heroes.
Birthday - July 14th
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www.myspace.com/dejesusgch
by Urban777 December 14, 2008
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black jesus

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
by What it is June 3, 2007
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