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prince edward island 

good ol' p.e.i. has nothing to offer except for potatoes and humiliation. p.e.i. is mostly inhabited by hippies and retired professors, and some canadians don't even know about the province's existence. also, it's only a matter of time before the damn thing sinks into the atlantic ocean!
prince edward island, the worst part of canada.
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Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

wrong island iced tea 

It's the drink that shouldn't have been made. Too much ambition with too many different liquors in one glass.
The wrong island iced tea is the reality of the Long Island Iced Tea...when taken into account: Rum, coke, whiskey and hot sauce in a glass with ice and beer can be a vacation spoiler.

Going to the Island

Describes something concrete or abstract that is being used as parts, being "parted out" or even a "certain doom" situation.

In reference to the movie "The Island".
John bought a rusted-out lemon yesterday, but it's ok; it's going to the island.

I told Chris not to go out with the girl from the bar last weekend; he'll surely end up going to the island.

Long Island Sound 

An extremely polluted shit hole of a bay that is in between long island and Connecticut known for the amount of new yorkers who populate the area during the summer. Ifbyou enjoy bodies of water with poo floating in them youre in the correct place.
Person 1: did you swim in long island sound? You smell like shit.
Person 2: yeah...
Person 1: that's really nasty dude.

rhode island 

A very small state full of bigoted people who hate everyone outside their own ethnic group and have a superiority complex for no good reason. Lots of gold chains and ricer cars for men. Lots of makeup and big hair on women. Very ghetto.
Wanna see some real ghetto action? Check out the greasy guys up in North Providence, Rhode Island. It'd be a trailer park if they had the land for it.
rhode island by w00tgirl May 1, 2006

Otaku Island 

A Soon to be real place where all the Star Trek, Star Wars and geek Movie Quoting morons and Pathetic Hiders (The One's who isolate themeselves behind Heavy Metal Music, like Metallica) will go once a real president steps up and ships them all there.

or:

A Person who hides behind Media to make him/her Self Feel better then everyone else.
Robert: (Starts iTunes and plays Led Zeppelin)

Chaz: "Wow, Stairway, Good Song".

Robert: Why do you always have to be "that guy"?

Chaz: What Guy?

Robert: The Bastard who has to say the name of a song or a line to a movie for absolutely no Fuc*ing reason! I wish all the scared Hiders and People like you would get sent to Otaku Island.