Jack Hammer

cocaine; the white candy; snappers

I had Sally doing jack hammers off my d**K

Jack Hammer by daB May 18, 2004

texas hammer 

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

texas hammer by Ambelina June 19, 2008

Hammer Turkey 

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

Hammer Turkey by Gabba February 23, 2005

hammerfaced 

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

hammerfaced by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hammeredrunk 

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

hammeredrunk by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

hebrew hammer 

One of jewish descent that thinks they are swinging heavy lumber but in reality it's only a twig.Someone that over charges retail customers in a store and takes full advantage of they. after doing so gives out the emeril scream of BAM!!!!

the hebrew hammer just over charged that dope $40.00...BAM!!!!!

hebrew hammer by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011