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Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop 

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.
*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

forbidden fruit

these words when used by twilight fans usually refers to the apple that Edward gives Bella and that same apple on the front of the book. this is said due to the beginning verse in the book 'But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil,

thou shalt not eat of it:

for in the day that thou eatest there of

thou shalt surely die.

Genesis 2:17'
girl one: whats your favorite fruit?

twinerd: the forbidden fruit.

girl one: ...what

Twinerd: you should read twilight.

Basket of fruit

hen you put your balls and dick between your legs

Seen from the front it looks like mangina

Seen from back it looks like a basket of fruit
Who gave Dick Cheney a gun? Ooh No George Buch pertect you basket of fruit!

Bang

Say bye bye to Bush's man hood
Basket of fruit by Nicolo May 3, 2006

Low-Hanging Fruit 

Someone who is currently straight but would take the least effort to turn gay.
Your easiest target is Andrew; he's definitely the low-hanging fruit.
Low-Hanging Fruit by fdsa321 June 2, 2009

Bruised fruit 

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
Bruised fruit by Tony July 13, 2004

sharon fruit

The reproductive organs between the legs of a human female.
"...so I shoved it up her sharon fruit."