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cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!
"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
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c-block

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around
Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Block Hugger

Bristol NDC Area UK:

A Tower Block dweller who is at odds with the establishment's ill informed opinion about tower blocks and the surrounding natural environment the tower blocks are set in.

A Person who wants to protect tower blocks and their natural surroundings.
Tower Block Tenants in Barton Hill.

See Master Plan,Community at Heart Regeneration and Mcdadeisum or Alan McDade
by CryFreedom June 30, 2004
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Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
by CaseDog March 4, 2010
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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “
by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010
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Crop Block

To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).
Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.
by Vike188 December 11, 2009
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type blocking

When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.
1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
by Cish and Fips January 16, 2011
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