Electric Power Glove

One badass stun-glove made by and jealousy guarded by Cryptosporidum.

Yo, you do not want t be bitchslapped by an electric power glove!

by DarthBatman April 25, 2010

Electric Man Blanket

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Electrical box slide

The act of doing the horizontal mambo over an electrical box in the middle of a neighborhood.

Clancking buckets while listening to the electric slide.

Dirty dancing!

"Dude jolene, I totally saw ashley doing the electrical box slide."

"No way dawg, that's hella funny. I hope she left a goodie bag."

by Savannah douglas October 17, 2011

The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

Electric Boogaloo

A poor black woman

Also something to do with bodypopping, perhaps....

Hey poor black woman! You're such an electric boogaloo

by George January 12, 2004

Fry's Electronics

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.

I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

Electric boogaloo

Something dumbasses say to describe something that could seem like the 2nd film idea in a series. They only say electric boogaloo at the end because they’re too retarded to make they’re own original title that’s actually funny.

This looks like it could be goodwill hunting 2. I’m gonna comment Goodwill hunting 2: electric boogaloo. Lol I’m so goddamn funny I bet everyone is gonna like this comment because I use the same stupid thing that everybody else uses

by Jerry thornton89 May 28, 2021