HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Dabs dumps

When you've been hitting dabs & than you gotta take a dump.

'broo I smoked so much I got the dabs dumps now.'

by Dabdumper May 8, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021

classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

have you seen them?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

Rumpty dumpty

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

by Osubjj September 27, 2021

Dumbfuck Dumptruck

Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.

I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.

by Ulfhersir October 12, 2021

Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021