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Crosbitch

Slang term used for hockey player Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins. A player who undoubtedly is among the top 10 most talented players in the NHL but is not the best as many claim. This is due to the fact that he is not a complete player. He scores and creates goals for others but chooses when and if he wants to play hard, whines to the refs and dives constantly.He tries to act tough because he has a C sewn on his jersey but fails miserably. Also his attempts to grow playoff beards are amongst if not the most pathetic in NHL history further adding to the speculation that he may in fact be a she.
Hey man, did you see Mike Richards knock out Crosbitch last night? He cried while on the ice! What a pansy!
by bravosfan1025 September 1, 2009
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cross country

A sport of endurance. this translates to: a sport where people run themselves into the ground for the sole pursuit of bettering themselves as athletes. Cross country running truly is the purest sport in the world, it consists of two or more (usually much more) individuals racing against each other and themselves, my physical ability against yours. The kind of pain cross country runners go through is indescribable, but it is the most intense pain I have ever experienced. Cross country runners often wear short shorts, this is because wearing longer shorts will mess up their strides and slow them down. While this has attracted ridicule from many non-runners, this is not a problem for runners that are not insecure and do not question their sexuality.
that cross country race was awesome! i PR'ed by 30 seconds!
by just another runner June 15, 2010
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Dane Cross

A male porn star. He's the equivalent of Justin Bieber in the porn industry; the girls are always drooling over him. He's got a nice thick dick that Faye Reagan seems to always be sucking little babies out of. He's sexual man chocolate.
Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.
by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010
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crossfade

To be drunk as all get out and high at the same time. I essence being fucked beyond all functioning.
George: wow did you see Sally last night?
Debra: mhhmm she couldn't even light a cigarette.
George: yeah, she was crossfaded.
by meeesh January 6, 2008
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cross-dressing

The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.

What I do in my spare time.
"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."
by Pinnku November 22, 2009
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Cleveland Crop Duster

When trapped in an office with a terrible case of the farts, one gets up and does a couple of laps around the office perimeter, slowly and quietly squeezing off a continuous ass rip so as to allude to merely stretching your legs while in reality you are letting off some sever bung hole pressure.
If that fucking Lenny walks by my desk one more time doing the Cleveland Crop Duster, I’m going to kick him in the balls!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
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betty crocker fuck muscle

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
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