Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

by RasclutUNO April 7, 2022

Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.

Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!

by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

Sisi's Cock

The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.

Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?

Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...

by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015