Bastard rovers

The scum Lancashire.

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022

High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

by ecky98 August 19, 2016

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023

Banny bastard

A banny bastard is a annoying person who won't shut up about themsleves or if you want to insult an irish man but have nothing better to say it is an Irish term used by legit only one man (me)

Guy 1: oi fuck off

Guy 2: aye shut up ye banny bastard before I shiv ye

by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 20, 2022

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016

sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.

Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!

by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019