Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is gonna shit on you.

by Caribou_Jo October 2, 2019

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Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.

There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!

by Your good girl December 8, 2023

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Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

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Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

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bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

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Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!

I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

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