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nasty banana

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.
by TheToyMan April 28, 2016
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banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016
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banana tarp

Don't forget to put a banana tarp in before banging Em bro.
by Bigkoop95 May 23, 2014
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Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag
After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin
by SULVANIA March 7, 2020
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Jana Banana

beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
by Molls has problems December 2, 2020
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banana jump

a silly silly ability where a checkers piece jumps in an odd angle.
by blakeiris January 8, 2012
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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
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