baked

high

"bro im baked"

by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023

Baked

Extremely exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel baked.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.

Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude

by Steloo September 15, 2019

Baked

When a man snorts crushed smarties so hard that he can't process stuff.

Damn, he's so baked right now that he can get running headshots in valorant.

by GHETTOS June 16, 2021

baked

When you are hot (not good looking, just warm)

Yesterday I was baked

by BakedBoy69 September 21, 2022

Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn December 15, 2015