baby rhino

A cute fat chick.

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.

by Fat chick March 8, 2014

Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."

"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

baby bingo

Risking the chance to get pregnant by going in raw

“Omg me and this bird played baby bingo !”

by Chlo May 26, 2019

baby leaf

To perform oral sex

This girl gave me some baby leaf before sex.

by Vegaz_P November 5, 2013

twitch baby

when you have been subscribed to someone for 9 months on the streaming platform twitch, its called a twitch baby because babies are usually in the womb for 9 months

*breadman69 just resubscribed for 9 months* “yooo twitch baby!!”

by worminmyshoe April 30, 2022

Allisons Baby

A deceased neglected baby that comes back to haunt you while you are withdrawing from heroin. From the film Trainspotting.

Don't do heroin, you'll end up seeing Allisons baby when you come out of it.

by Jardom March 1, 2015