Watching

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).

Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

watchinggore

the best alive aka Watchinggore/auto delete

The best in com aka watchinggore/auto delete

by Wheats October 5, 2023

Watch it buddy

An extremely common phrase used by civilian NPCs in the PlayStation game "Lego Marvel Super Heroes." The phrase refers to a situation where you've bumped into a civilian, and that civilian will say something random to portray distress.

Since the entire phrase is spoken so quickly, it is better to quote it without a comma to indicate the sheer comical NPC nature of the statement.

Me (Player): Transforms into Venom-Hulk and runs into a civilian.

Civilian: Watch it buddy!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

watchamacallit

A substitution of a complex word.

I'm studying a foreign language called WATCHAMACALLIT or whatever

by Luhquan Davis November 8, 2023

Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.

Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night

by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

watchage

The amount of the tv you can see from your angle/amount of show or movie you've seen

Hey turn the tv a bit to the left and we'll get maximum watchage over here.

Nah bro we didn't get there until halftime the traffic cut into our game watchage

by SpooneyG November 27, 2023