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volcano

1. A really good vaporizer that uses bags which fill up with vapor pretty fast. It's expensive as hell, around $500.

2. When a smoker coughs or laughs into a pipe or bong, making shit fly out of the bowl like lava out of a volcano.

3. An opening on a planet where lava comes out.
1. Mary got enough for a vaporizer!

2. God damn it, Jimmy pulled a volcano and all the bud fell out. ):

3. Hawai'i has volcanos.
by contagion; August 20, 2008
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Voicemail voice

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.
1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012
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von

In German, von is a preposition which approximately means 'of' or 'from'.

When it is used as a part of a German family name, it can indicate a member of the nobility, like the French, and Portuguese "de". At certain times and places, it has been illegal for anyone who was not a member of the nobility to use von before their family name. However, in the Middle Ages the "von" particle was still a common part of names and was widely used also by commoners.

See also van
"Hans von Duisburg" meant Hans from (the city of) Duisburg.
by Kagebil January 5, 2009
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ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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voice

You have a voice when you breathe out and your vocal chords vibrate, producing sound, and eventually speech. People have different tones of voice. With a voice you can sing, speak, yell, whine, or hum.
That singer has a really nice voice.
by xxYuli May 28, 2006
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Elvis Presley Volcano

The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:

It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.

So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.

Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"
by From LUE May 15, 2006
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boyfriend voice

When a girl talks to her boyfriend in an annoying and high pitched voice. Usually this girl will deny the fact that they use it and be annoyed at the sound of other girls using it.
John: Who's in there with you?
Jack: Andrea? Why?
John: Oh because she sounds different.
Jack: That's because she's on the phone with Jeff, what you're hearing is her boyfriend voice
John: Ohhh okay.
by under ajge June 7, 2009
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