Ur sister a mister 

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.

Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*

Ur sister a mister by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018

ur mum 

The most kiddish yet widely used insult ever.

"lmao i fukd ur mum"

ur mum by TheRothead December 24, 2016

ur mom gay lol 

when you're having an argument with someone who is much more intellectual than you but you just gotta pull out that "ur mom gay lol" line and they get butthurt emotionally

you the cunt : hey that is not a very funy maymay
intellectual being : avoid my existence with that normie shet of yours
you the cunt : ur mom gay lol
and they cry over that

ur mom gay lol by uredadleslol March 10, 2018

ur maws minge 

A home cooked meal in the USA made by your mom.

Wow I'd sure love some of ur maws minge right now!

ur maws minge by Peahade123 June 16, 2017

Ur Mommy Named Tommy 

Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase

Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur [Mommy Named Tommy{

Ur Mommy Named Tommy by Whalee March 13, 2018

ur uncle bisexual 

More powerful than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur dad lesbian'.

Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur uncle bisexual

Person 2: oOf

ur uncle bisexual by HollyRolo May 11, 2018

Ur Grandpap Trap 

This weapon like comeback is the most dangerous and sinister force the entire universe knows.

Victim: ur mum gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Victim: ur nanny tranny
You: dont underestimate my true omnipotent powers...
Victim: *shudders as a cold, harsh breeze tickles down his neck* You wouldn't!
You Ur Grandpap Trap
*Victim turns into goop and the ground underneath you sinks*

Ur Grandpap Trap by RemKnot May 13, 2018