Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 14, 2020

Tooth Fairy

An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.

Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow

Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!

by oh.its.me.mbasa June 22, 2020

Toothbrush

A toothbrush is mostly true sex toy no joke

HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH

by Fredd98 July 5, 2020

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Tooth Dryer

The audible and prolonged inhalation of air through ones teeth whilst doing a scrunched up 'ooh face'

The Car Mechanic wiped his hands with an oily rag whilst lazily eyeballing the car. Upon opening the bonnet he unleashed a Massive tooth dryer "This is going to be a big job" he exclaimed

by Sonny Jelkirk October 30, 2020

Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.

Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!

by Dubtrow November 3, 2020

Toothless

A condition where children loose their teeth at a young age.

Hey toothless

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020