pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.

pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.

by 564nuggets December 11, 2021

goni se u tri picke materine

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.

“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

by malzilover November 20, 2021

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

by beetsmeets March 3, 2021

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 22, 2024

Juice Pick

An individual who is of hispanic and Jewish backgrounds.

pronounced: Jew-Spick

this guy tried to pick me up last night, but he was a juice pick.

Dang! that juice pick is hot!!!!

by dmaavrikd May 5, 2011

Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.

"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"

by clawfullgood May 24, 2020

Pick me

A “Pick me” individual is an individual who belongs to a marginalized group within a society who seeks approval from the dominant hegemonic group by repeatedly reiterating the validity of negative biases held by the dominant hegemony against the “Pick me’s” own group.

The desperation for the approval can lay in the Pick me’s poor self confidence, seen as a way highlight theirselves without highlighting oneself, and an avenue for political or financial gain

Candace was unable to find a long term boyfriend until she became a Pick me and began to appealing towards misogynistic men by agreeing with their misogyny.

by Incredulous Johnny January 16, 2024