by chris pittman April 14, 2006
The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
by G November 26, 2003
A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
by Misa Violet January 16, 2012
I'm a Monkey Fucker.
by williamazing12 February 23, 2017
slang for pussy pics
by *Kyle* August 07, 2013
men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.
by definer222222 February 25, 2019