Cool Tard
his nickname is t-bone and he goes to mc and every time he walks into a room he is the cool tard (coolest person in the room).
Cool Tard by mikey t-bone March 24, 2007
Get the Cool Tard mug.
Related Words
'tard • tardis • Tarded • tardcore • tard wrangler • tardy • tard cart • tardmuffin • tard guard • tard on
Go-tard
A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action
Go-tard by Person Guy October 16, 2003
over grown tard mongral
over grown tard mongral by ka24det95 September 12, 2008
Ro-tard
Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation.
Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.
The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.
Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.
The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.
Man: Hey woody, what's up.
Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)
Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)
Ro-tard by spinynorman May 4, 2011
E-Tard
Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.