Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.

What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore

by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015

Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.

Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.

by Hartaka May 19, 2023