Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time

Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!

by iva409 June 22, 2007

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯

I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.

by JStayHumble July 13, 2019