bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

baby rhino touch

when your first touch in soccer is horribly awful and goes 3 meters ahead of you.

don't ever pass the ball to Roy inside the box cause he has baby rhino touch.

by Royfh May 8, 2007

Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 10, 2012

Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

by Kappu February 5, 2009

the Touch

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

by Lord_D October 24, 2004

Touchebag

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

Touchfuzzy

Repeating, redundant, this thing has done it all, and better than you. A Touchfuzzy is equal part god, equal part dumbass. Know a kid who wont shut about about all his exploits and has to one up you? Its a Touchfuzzy situation here.

He's so Touchfuzzy.

by Richter Malus Harlequin Junior November 10, 2009