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Timebomb 

Term describing a rolled blunt/joint stuck through weed into the hole of a packed bowl so as you eventually get to the bottom of your blunt/joint you ignite the bowl. The word is used more fittingly when the bowl is packed with keif or bud of higher quality than in the blunt/joint.
Me: "Man, how are we going to accentuate this smoking session, it's new years for goodness sake!''

Friend: "Timebomb bro"

Me: "What?"

Friend: "Stick this fatty through that trainwreck bowl, smoke it down, bomb goes off."

Me: "Oh cool"

*fumbles around trying*

Friend: "THREAD THE NEEDLE NIGGA THREAD THE GODDAMNED NEEDLE!"
Timebomb by jezebeljamez January 2, 2012

goofy time 

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"
"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"
goofy time by surfacewound March 27, 2003
The footwear of Choice For deadasses often seen with a New York Yankees Flatbill hat.
Yo just copped a new pair of timbs b.
Timbs by OG Dilbone January 6, 2017

Chill Time 

when beer drinkin, playin pool, listenin to Nelly, seein titties, fuckin drunk bitches, dancin on tables, fallin down, gettin high, doin things you'll regret, talkin shit you'll never back up, hangin out with your best friends, gettin wasted, and passin out are all combined into one night you'll never remember.
"Hey motherfuckers, its Friday night, lets get drunk and naked cuz its CHILL TIME!!!"
Chill Time by The Boys of 2009 March 13, 2008

Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.
Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.
Time Waster by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009

time whore 

Someone who tells stories with no end and no point thereby wasting your time.
I feel like beating my head against a wall when I talk to that time whore.
time whore by Lindsay October 31, 2003

Timesist 

When you say that someone has to be a certain timezone to do something.
Join my roleplay! Only pst and est
"Ew she's so timesist"
Timesist by Tana333 September 24, 2018