A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
Get the Critical lumber theorymug. The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.
by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010
Get the The Blackwell Theorymug. The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
Get the Theory of Ballsmug. a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 9, 2024
Get the big bro little bro theorymug. Opposite Day Theory states that Opposite Day is not merely a day. Instead, it supposes that Opposite Day is fluid and triggers when it is invoked. If they wish, debaters may invoke opposite day for exactly the next eight minutes by quoting the following: Three, Two, One, Go!
"The order is twelve off with four hidden a-specs, the rules of Risk: The Game of Global Domination, Drop the Judge, stabbing theory, the N-word repeated for two minutes, and Opposite Day theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
Get the Opposite Day Theorymug. The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
Get the Hasson theorymug. When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
Get the jazz theorymug.