Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person

Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger June 11, 2017

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.

Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.

by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021