Suicide sad

When a suicide bomber can't blow him self up because he is scared.

"Osama couldn't blow him self up because he had suicide sad."

by Cherry popper 123 August 2, 2016

Suicide

The act of killing/ending the life of one's self.

Example 1: "I'm feeling suicidal."
Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."

by BioVio March 1, 2023

Suicide Bonging

When you choose to end the life of your bong as well as add misfortune to another person's life by being hit by a flying bong.

Yo that guy down the street sucks so hard! I'm going suicide bonging at his front door later!

by merriam&websters dicktionary December 14, 2021

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014

Suicide Rip

When you desparatly attempt to rip a burnt pod or tank in a sad attempt to get a head rush.

Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes

by 860boy February 4, 2018

The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"

Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?

by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018