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Strawman

Willful misrepresentation of another person's argument.
Iam "I really hope people aren't trying to strawman my position. On anything. I try to be transparent. What I write isn't meant to be a final proposition on anything (Which is what makes it the opposite of the bible). I love that people are using it but the intent is almost more important than the act. You can't argue that it's not good. Two sentences and some of the general themes of the things I talk about were converted directly into 1 BILLION DOLLARS. Billion with a 'B.' What can you say about it? Do you muse on the ideas of others (publicly)? Yes. You can't say I'm doing anything that anyone else isn't doing. Well... You can but they aren't archetypal figures... Heh... This is wild man."

Hym "Right!? And the charlatan just doesn't want me to be lauded for doing something he considers reprehensible. He's over here arbitrating unforgivable sins as though he's God. Completely blind to his own hypocrisy. Hahaha... At least I saved myself $30! None of the motherfuckers who do that shit will have as great of an effect."

Iam "It's disheartening. It really is..."

Hym "But LOOK AT HIM! That is so bizarre! Look at what he's actually doing! That is wild! I can't believe it! What a plot twist!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!
Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!
by loky-lok February 8, 2008
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fur-straw

The fur on a kitten's front leg, above the paw, that has been suckled in comfort, such that it produces a stiff, straw-like appearance.
Man, Kiwi's been sucking his fur-straw all day!
by Kittenheim the Illusionist August 11, 2008
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smoking straw

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl
wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!
by dopey jones October 18, 2008
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veggie straws

hey mom? can I have some of those veggie straws?
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Soggy Straw

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.
Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!
by Shippy69 November 25, 2019
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Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.
"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".
by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020
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