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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
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Silver spoon

A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod
Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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Big spoon

An insult, primarily used by Indigenous women. Hiy hiy.
"Err, look at Janice. She's such a big spoon."
by Woodland Woman September 23, 2022
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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Georgian Spoon

A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.
"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"

"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"

"What a maniac."
by AlFromGeorgia November 1, 2022
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
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