font size 11

used when you want to threaten violence upon someone/something.

Steve: Is Bobbu mad at that water bottle?
Sera: Yeah, I think Bobbu's going to font size 11 it.

by Boobbu June 13, 2021

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Peanut sized brain

A stupid, dumb idiotic person who either is one of the stupid 4 year olds who stare at cocomelon on their mothers phones all day, or idk, something.

That person has a Peanut sized brain!

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

Black Betty's smile

A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.

Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.

Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.

No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!

...marry me?

by Kyle "Premier" March 17, 2011

Da Vinci Smile

A smile that says, "I know something you don't". The Mona Lisa's smile.

When the students asked the teacher if there were a lot of questions on the test, all she did was give them a Da Vinci Smile.

by Phrase Maker February 29, 2012

The Michael Half-Smile

Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.

Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.

by alleex June 5, 2013

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019