Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla”

person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”

by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024

Sharking

When you fiending so you start hitting blinkers on 99% empty burnt ass carts to get your smoke on

"Me and the niggas were sharking empties in class to get our fix."

by Mikrov April 5, 2023

Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

Shark

The only word on urban dictionary with no sexual definition

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"

by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020

shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-

my shark waterbottle is cool

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once

Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025