school

A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT!! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz!! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.

I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God.
#OWNAGE#

school by Soldier Of A Down May 16, 2005

School

A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.

Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*

School by A person in a masked outfit January 10, 2012

school

A place where people can receive education and also build some sort of work ethic or discipline, because that's what your life (and your employer, that is... if you don't manage to retire early) will demand from you - discipline. Often it is populated by dum-witted pussies who don't stop complaining about how much school sucks and, often, how "comformist" it is - if you are so gullible and can't make up your own opinion, and filter the bullshit from useful information, follow this wonderful guide by maddox:
www.thebestpageintheuniverse .net/c.cgi?u=suicide
www.thebestpageintheuniverse .net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

3 steps to getting through school:
1) Do your stupid work (instead of complaining - sure, none of us like that, but you gotta do it)
2) Pass the test
3) Graduate

From there you can do whatever you please, but sure as hell no one is going to hire your a$$ if you can't spell/do math or are pretty much useless for these reasons.

Oh and speaking of conformity - whiny-ass pussies tend to form groups that conform to a single opinion, resulting in them being hypocrites and losers.

An intelligent person: Phew, I finally graduated and got accepted to a nice institute.
Whiny-ass pussies: Conformist bastard, we're gonna go smoke weed and play halo, because school sucks.

10 years later:
An intelligent person: Dang, I'm making good money and working on my early retirement.
Whiny-ass pussies: Would you like me to bag your groceries, Sir?

school by Non-conformist who went through school May 2, 2006

School

A place where you learn many new things and helpful subjects such as math, science, Social studies, language arts, etc. It is commonly disliked by many people, such as me, although i realize without it i'd work at McDonald's or have no job at all.

Immature trolls on urbandictionary.com like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.

Joe: Hey Bob, I just got promoted to an executive manager, and get paid $100,000+ a year now! I'm glad i worked hard in school!

Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.

School by BassDude12321 June 28, 2004

school

a place to learn

Sequoyah middle school

school by fibia October 18, 2008

School

A place that is mainly boring but has several highlights such include;
1. Buying weed and coke in the bathroom
2. Fights
3. Blow jobs
4. Pissing off teachers/administrators
5. Hot chicks with camel toe

1. I bought a dime for us at school yesterday!
2. Did you see the fight between the two big black guys at lunch?!
3. Katie just gave me a BJ!
4. *Teacher* Sit your ass back down in you seat or go to the office again!
5. Chelsea has camel toe today! Haha! She is such a slut!

School by Drop out if your smart! October 12, 2009

school

a place you go to learn

i go to school and learn things

school by Eric Desautel December 25, 2007