Shit Sandwich

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.

Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.

by Rebeckletits February 1, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015

fag sandwich

Someone who is excessively cluttered and unorganized and yet bitches when good looking females tidy up after them.

Oren continued to whine regarding the difference between "dirty" and "messy," but in the end, only proved himself a fag sandwich.

by oroticacid January 29, 2009

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

prawn sandwich

The pussy, quim, vagina. The clit is the Prawn and the outer lips the bread of the " Sandwich ".

" Geez your Prawn Sandwich is really tasty, I could chew on it all night."

by mc scrotum October 1, 2003

vegemite sandwich

A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.

He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

by A.G. Schaft December 16, 2010