derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 June 03, 2011

Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.

Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking

by White Hunter April 10, 2011

thunder sticks

large, stinky, and long turds

"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"

by noah p m. August 24, 2008

ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.

Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.

by JLove July 09, 2004

Night Stick

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

by buddy-doo February 09, 2009

Rip Stick

A neat-looking skateboard type thing that is wobblier and more dangerous, but that looks really cool and is sure to impress your 12 year old buddies until you fall and break your arm.

Mooooooooom!!!!!! *sob* Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! *sob sob* We need to go to the emergency room!!!! *wail* I fell off my Rip Stick and think I broke my arm!!!!!*sob* *wail*

by mommamia February 10, 2012

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 04, 2015